Bumbling Genie Infected with H1N1 Flu

Sepetmber 22, 2009 - Hoolywoodland Hospital sources have confirmed that "D List" celebrity Babu has contracted the H1N1 flu virus, also known as the swine flu. Doctors, at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Beverly Hills, released a statement to the media this morning. In the statement, doctors said Babu came into the emergency room on Sunday evening complaining of flu like symptoms. He was given the screening for H1N1 and it came back positive. Babu was then admitted to the hospital.

Babu played the clumsy and portly genie on the early 70's television show Jeannie. The role left him type cast and he found it very hard to find serious work. He then made the rounds on several television games shows throughout the 70's and made quite a splash with his flamboyantly gay mannerisms. He had several relationships with other popular gay stars of the time including Mildew Wolf from the Laff-A-Lympics, Popeye, and Brainy Smurf.

Long time friend Snagglepuss went to visit Babu on Monday and said he was in good spirits but pretty weak. Babu did show some encouraging signs today with a comedic, light hearted moment. When the nurse brought him his lunch he said, "Yapple Dapple. You keep feeding me this and your gonna kill me." Which made the nurse and his visitors burst into laughter.

Mildew Wolf was asked to comment on his ex-lovers condition and he released the following statement: "I'm not totally shocked that Babu came down with this flu. He doesn't take very good care of himself. His diet consists entirely of beef wieners. And he doesn't eat well either...(insert Paul Lynde laugh)."

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Troubled Hero Sinks Deeper

September 3, 2009-Eternia

Shocking news from Castle Grayskull is being released this morning. Man-at-Arms described to reporters a disturbing scene he came across while checking the dungeons last night.
"I just couldn't believe my eyes!" he exclaimed to the media . According to Man-at-Arms , he checked a secluded dungeon cell last night around 1:00 AM, after hearing strange noises. In the cell he found He-Man and his sworn enemy Skeletor, among others, in a drunken, nude orgy.
"I knew He-Man was using again, but I don't think any of us knew how far he had fallen..." said Teela, Captain of the Royal Guard.
He-Man, aka Prince Adam, has had a long history of substance abuse. Recently, it was thought that the Prince was on the path to recovery. His mother and father, King Randor and Queen Marlena, did not release a statement to the media about this incident. Their spokesman said "They were deeply concerned about their son."
One of the other alleged participants in last nights debauchery, Gargamel, blew off the incident by saying "So your big hero is a drunken fairy...get over it."
Hopefully, He-Man will get the help he needs and "By the power of Grayskull" get his life back on track and once again protect Eternia.
One of He-man's closest friends, Snagglepuss, summed it up best when he said "Heavens to Murgatroyd! Exit stage left even..."
Heavens to Murgatroyd indeed.

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