"Simpsons" Star Caught Drunk Behind the Wheel

September 19th, 2009 - Springfield Early this morning, Springfield Police arrested Lenny Leonard for driving while intoxicated. Police said his BMW was drifting over the center line for several blocks and he was pulled over. As they approached the vehicle, the smell of alcohol was overwhelming. Leonard was slurring his words and fumbled his wallet searching for his drivers license. The police then asked him to step out of the vehicle. As he was exiting the car, his foot got tangled in the seat belt and Mr. Leonard fell to the street. At this point, police also asked for Mr. Leonards passenger to exit the vehicle.

Paparazzi at the scene photographed Lois Griffin coming out of the front passenger seat with very little clothing on (see photo). Police say she too seemed very intoxicated and could hardly stand. Witnesses say that Mrs. Griffin kept crying out, "Please don't tell Peter!" Referring to her Family Guy costar Peter Griffin (no relation). The two did date during the initial run of the show, but have not been romantically linked in several years. Mr. Leonard is engaged to Daria Morgendorffer. At least they were engaged until this episode transpired.

Lenny Leonard was given a field sobriety test, which he failed miserably. A breathalyzer was then given and Mr. Leonard was found to be 3x the legal limit. He was arrested and his car was impounded. Lois Griffin was given a ride to the police station where she could call for a ride home. Paparazzi indicated that a visibly disgusted Freddie Jones came to the police station to get Lois Griffin. The two have been long time pals having both attended Van Nuys High Scool.

Witnesses also said that while Mr. Leonard was being unloaded from the police car, he was belligerent and began shouting racial epithets at the arresting officers.

This story will be updated after Mr. Leonard is officially charged.

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Simpson, Griffin, and Gumble Arrested

September 5, 2009 -Springfield

A minor raucous broke out at Springfield community park on Friday evening. According to witnesses, three men staggered through the park around 6:30 PM demanding to know where the Night Ranger concert was. The men were later identified as Homer J Simpson and Barney Gumble (both from Springfield) and Peter Grifin of Quahog. The men appeared to be intoxicated. After being told the concert was in fact on the other side of town, the three men became verbally abusive to the other park goers.

As the men grew louder, a group of motorcyclists rolled over to see what the noise was about. The group was actually Chopper, Revs, Hi-Riser, and Scrambles, from Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch fame. Chopper and Revs approached Homer to determine what the problem was. Homer demanded that the Chopper Bunch sing Sister Christan. Chopper tried in vain to explain that they were not Night Ranger, but Simpson kept insisting they sing the song. Rev tried to talk to Griffin, but Griffin kept mumbling "...I'll show you Giant Chicken...!". Witnesses say Scrambles appeared annoyed that the other members of the Chopper Bunch got involved because he just kept repeating "i told'ja, i told'ja...".

Police arrived before any real violence broke out and Simpson, Griffin, and Gumble were all arrested for public intoxication. While the three were handcuffed and waiting for the paddy wagon to arrive, witnesses say Nelson Muntz rode by on his bike and exclaimed "HA HA!" It is then believed that Simpson muttered sadly to himself, "D'OH...". However, this could not be confirmed by any of the witnesses.

As of the time of this writing, the three remained in jail.

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